Aug 21

lame-waves:

i guess i recorded an ice bucket challenge today after i got my wisdom teeth out ??

(via fake-mermaid)

justanasshole:

thtwhitegurrl:

slutdust:

I bought my friend an elephant for their room.

They said “Thank you.”

I said “Don’t mention it.”

Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?

We don’t talk about that.

(via pricklylegs)

Aug 21
Aug 21

thebabbagepatch:

holy shit holy shit holy shit holy shit holy shit

(Source: sizvideos, via thewaywardqueen)

Aug 21

neilnevins:

nathanael-platier:

We freed them…but at what cost?

that ball wasn’t there to trap them

it was to protect us

(via onlylolgifs)

Aug 21

potter-merlin:

petrichoriousparalian:

youfightthosefaries:

9 Problems with Women’s Clothing

And the worst part is that clothing companies do it because they know we’ll still buy their products.  But do we have much other choice?

and if you’re fat multiply these difficulties by 9000%

Amen. Also my bras cost 50 freaking dollars! I really don’t want to pay that much for some material to cover my breasts :/

(via thewaywardqueen)

tbdressfashion:

Charming Wedding Dress
free shipping activity
Aug 21

tbdressfashion:

Charming Wedding Dress

free shipping activity

pleatedjeans:

via
Aug 21

pleatedjeans:

via

britishprostitute:

britishprostitute:

i love riding d*cks

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(via legalmexican)

Aug 21
Aug 20

(Source: awwww-cute, via zackisontumblr)

gnarly:

When you’re sitting on the toilet and realize you forgot your phone

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(via legalmexican)

Aug 20

its-a-beautiful-bliss:

hipppiebaby:

poopflow:

whorville:

Do people under 5’4 even really exist?

they do, we just cant see them

fuck you guys

Woah, who said that?!

(via bestfriencl)

Aug 17

shebachan:

farrox:

farrox:

Spooky fact: there is at least one living skeleton in your house right now and it is VERY close. GET OUT OF THERE

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I SAID RUN NOT HAVE SEX WITH IT

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i did NOT have sexual relations with that skeleton

(via bestfriencl)

Aug 17
eaterofdeathx:

kingwithnokrown:

Moist cookies. <3

these are PANCAKES you dipshit.
Aug 17

eaterofdeathx:

kingwithnokrown:

Moist cookies. <3

these are PANCAKES you dipshit.

(Source: lexualsexual, via pizza)

adiostoreadumb:

theanti90smovement:

Tumblr logo is rainbow because the letters of tumblr stand for the letter of the colors of the rainbow

Ah yes my favorite colors

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Ted, urange, mellow, breen, llue, and rurple.

(via humorking)

Aug 17
moonemojii:

MY MOST FAVORITE TWEET OF ALL TIME
Aug 17

moonemojii:

MY MOST FAVORITE TWEET OF ALL TIME

(via legalmexican)