returntothestars:

It’s like when Windows does this, but in real life.
Sep 21

returntothestars:

It’s like when Windows does this, but in real life.

image

(Source: toska91, via beyoncevevo)

sawneesnowstar:

christmas-llama:

yorkshirelarry:

this is why i have trust issues image

image

you can clearly see the first one is red while the second one is blood orange

gif LOL troll blood orange Project Runway lampsarepeopletoo

(Source: itwillallbeokaymydear, via legalmexican)

Sep 21

legalmexican:

officialdaddyegbert:

davvvd:

-annoying:

the “i’m not afraid to verbally assault a middle schooler if they look at my kid the wrong way” haircut

image

I thought this was the “I would like to speak with a manager” haircut

it’s both.

it’s the annoying mom hair cut

Sep 21
subjectnumber32:

outerlabia:

fpti:

earlygr4ves:

i walked into health and screamed and the teacher goes “you’re the 7th person today. they’re cpr dummies.”

jesus christ

they’re calling to mother for food

F  E  E  D
Sep 20

subjectnumber32:

outerlabia:

fpti:

earlygr4ves:

i walked into health and screamed and the teacher goes “you’re the 7th person today. they’re cpr dummies.”

jesus christ

they’re calling to mother for food

F  E  E  D

(via humorking)

Sep 20

(Source: olympercy, via legalmexican)

johnkatier:

dude god could come down from heaven with a million angels and tell me that gif is pronounced “jif” and i still wouldn’t fucking do it

(Source: acestiless, via hotboyproblems)

Sep 20
Sep 20

(Source: 4gifs, via humorking)

Sep 15

(Source: littleplantgirl, via legalmexican)

Sep 15

smilefor-medarling:

Some of these are so awkward, and some are great, and there’s that one with the dad that’s just 100% heartbreaking.

(Source: owmeex, via humorking)

Sep 15

kawaiiapocalypse:

itsaverypotteeeersenioryear:

deeeeeeeeeeeeetitsaaaaaaaaaaaaan:

was this really worth sticking your head in a toilet

TO THE MINISTRY!

oh my fucking god

(via humorking)

Sep 9

(Source: fatfreeshitsicles, via pricklylegs)

awwww-cute:

My friend had her daughters at a zoo when she heard, “Ma’am, there’s a lemur on your baby
Sep 9

awwww-cute:

My friend had her daughters at a zoo when she heard, “Ma’am, there’s a lemur on your baby

(via beyoncevevo)

pleatedjeans:

buttersafe
Sep 9

pleatedjeans:

buttersafe

rexuality:

me: wow this is fucked up
vagina: idk it’s kinda hot :|
me: vagina no
vagina:  ( ͡ ° ͜ʖ ͡° )

(via beyoncevevo)

Sep 9

f3nnekin:

inner—utopia:

Bless that one person in every group that is like “keep going, I’m listening” and encourages you to finish your story even when everyone else is talking over you.

(via fake-mermaid)

Sep 9